Answers to questions nobody asked on a page nobody looks at.
Why can't I post comments on Jon's blog anymore?
I think it's an anti-cutandpaste poetry stance. Shame really - why not put some on to your own blog? Then we can tell you how clever you are!
And it was all going so well...Anyway, you should see the fun I am having on Kane's blog. I am messin' with Mrs Pauline D. Not sure if, on reflection, that is so wise. I may have to tell her about the shenanigans of her younger son on his stagnight at a certain strip bar/club. And, as I recall, you were there as well. How do you plead?
What could you possibly tell her that she doesn't already know?Oh, hang on, I just thought of something...oh dear.
I've also thought of a few things........Lee, what memories do you have of your stag night?
Three words - The Western Bar. Lee left £100 poorer, as I recall. Yes - the drinks must have been VERY expensive!!!
Coming back to stags, my favourite quote from Lee's stag was "You're going to have to clap harder than that if you want to see my arse" Except she didn't say "arse" but this is a family blog.I think the comedy classic from my own stag was "Well Lads, I think this is going to be a bit of a gastronomic evening"
On the subjects of stag nights, did they have such things in the 1970's? I do not recall any tales of my father being tied up to a (gas) lamp post and being urinated upon. Perhaps they were only for the working classes back then, or those who did not attend a private school. People like Kane Alexander Davidson who can not even tie a bow tie in the correct fashion.
I have read all comments, I am happy, ignorance is bliss, please respect my elder years and leave me happy in my own protected world, thanks all!!
I have not even mastered the art of crapping in my father's Thomson kilt!!
Sorry, Kane, just remind me - which prep school did you attend?
I spent 6 years at Gordonstoun and then did my undergraduate degree at Cambridge. Following that, I earned my Doctorate from Princeton. Sorry you were saying....
Jeez Kane, that's a lot of buggery.
This week's topical question:-Does food taste different outside?
What has happened to Jon?
Does Kane taste different outside?
Could I ask you to write all your future posts in a caithness dialect. For those of you not familiar with such language it will suffice to replace the word 'the' with the word 'ee'. As in 'ee situation in Lebanon is pure bad crack'