Coming back to stags, my favourite quote from Lee's stag was "You're going to have to clap harder than that if you want to see my arse" Except she didn't say "arse" but this is a family blog. I think the comedy classic from my own stag was "Well Lads, I think this is going to be a bit of a gastronomic evening"
I spent 6 years at Gordonstoun and then did my undergraduate degree at Cambridge. Following that, I earned my Doctorate from Princeton. Sorry you were saying....
Could I ask you to write all your future posts in a caithness dialect. For those of you not familiar with such language it will suffice to replace the word 'the' with the word 'ee'. As in 'ee situation in Lebanon is pure bad crack'
I think it's an anti-cutandpaste poetry stance. Shame really - why not put some on to your own blog? Then we can tell you how clever you are!
ReplyDeleteWhat could you possibly tell her that she doesn't already know?
ReplyDeleteOh, hang on, I just thought of something...oh dear.
I've also thought of a few things........
ReplyDeleteLee, what memories do you have of your stag night?
Coming back to stags, my favourite quote from Lee's stag was "You're going to have to clap harder than that if you want to see my arse" Except she didn't say "arse" but this is a family blog.
ReplyDeleteI think the comedy classic from my own stag was "Well Lads, I think this is going to be a bit of a gastronomic evening"
I have read all comments, I am happy, ignorance is bliss, please respect my elder years and leave me happy in my own protected world, thanks all!!
ReplyDeleteI have not even mastered the art of crapping in my father's Thomson kilt!!
ReplyDeleteI spent 6 years at Gordonstoun and then did my undergraduate degree at Cambridge. Following that, I earned my Doctorate from Princeton. Sorry you were saying....
ReplyDeleteJeez Kane, that's a lot of buggery.
ReplyDeleteCould I ask you to write all your future posts in a caithness dialect. For those of you not familiar with such language it will suffice to replace the word 'the' with the word 'ee'. As in 'ee situation in Lebanon is pure bad crack'
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