Saturday, March 31, 2007

Kit's surprise big sister...


Well, half sister I suppose. Now how do I explain this away to Lorna?

It seems the CSA (Child Support Agency) have finally caught up with me. I received a letter this morning from them - all correct with my name, address and even National Security number emblazoned on it.

It says...(my asterixes / asterices?)

"Dear Mr Carson,

I'm writing to tell you that the application for child maintenance is no longer in force, for SUMMER LOUISE B***K C***NS" born on **-**-2004.

This application for child maintenance ended on 29-03-2007

If there is any child maintenance still to be paid we'll be in touch.

The reason why the application is no longer in force is as follows:

the other party told us they don't want the application or case to continue."

Well, that's a fecking relief then, isn't it? So, if this is an April Fool letter then it is the most convincing one I have ever seen. And if it's not...? Well, I know what I never done. This would just seem to be another example of our great government stuffing it up at the touch of a button.

I'll keep you posted once I find out more...

9 comments:

  1. I always knew you were a shagger.

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  2. As opposed to your mum, Kane, who is a "nagga"...

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  3. Mum - not yours16/4/07 19:28

    hey, I am not a nagga.......... except to you a? Sorry Lee, any news on the Child Support front?

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  4. sorry Lee the last entry attracked a comment meant for this one. i will learn .....one day

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  5. Mum - not Yours23/4/07 17:18

    So what of the 'sister' then? Are you 0k there, or has an earthquake struck!!!

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  6. No, all is well and my next post is under construction. The CSA thing is very weird; certainly not true but the question remains about where the mistake has been made - I suspect the CSA has accidentally clicked my name, or something, and the letter I received was the tail end of the story as they sorted it out...

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  7. Mum - not yours7/5/07 18:00

    Lee - please do an update

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  8. Hi Lee

    Good news!!! Mark is no longer visiting Scotland this summer so you may be able to get some serious study in after all.

    Cheers
    Kane

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